Other
Landmark
Relocations
Our goal is to keep them safe from terror attacks by hiding them amongst this country's vast supply of indentical looking suburban communities and shopping plazas.
Not only will we provide asylum to our targeted landmarks, but we may even bring back a long forgotten American tradition - the roadside attraction.
Praise For The Federal Landmark Relocation Program
"Not since Roosevelt started the New Deal has a public works project been as ambitious and as needed as this."
- Gabe Throwdly,
Bowling Ball Repair Workers Local 156
New York Chapter
"Anyone who cares about America should show their support for FLRP."
- Edwin "Bones" Jackson,
Vice President
Vegan Bounty Hunters Collective
"The FLRP is a great example of how working together we can achieve our goals."
- Ernesto Moreno,
Cuban-American Ebenezer Scrooge Impersonators Of Southeastern Florida
Visitors to this midwest outlet mall can find bargains and the Washington Monument.
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The Brooklyn Bridge rises majestically over an unmarked service road, possibly in the South.
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The Hoover Dam may not be serving much of a purpose at the end of this suburban cul-de-sac, unless you count confusing all the terrorists who are looking for it at Lake Mead!
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Would the Capitol be a target if it were located behind a Target? We don't think so.
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No-one would ever think to look for New York's Citicorp Tower in a place like this, and that's the whole idea!
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The Golden Gate Bridge, now in a nice place to raise your kids, instead of crowded, crime-ridden San Francisco.
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The Liberty Bell, safely nestled in the heart of America...
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